My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
We all like to think that if a fallout scenario actually happened we would survive and become the lone wanderer. but really I’d probably just be one of those dead cunt skeletons you find in a random house.
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
A long time ago tumblr went down and despite having cleared my cookies many times since, their “We’re sorry.” message from that night still displays in my url bar. I now feel like they’re just pre-emptively apologizing for everything I’m about to experience every time I visit.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.
and people say that youtube is just a time waster